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Banned for leaving too many traces of your saliva everywhere, that your face now permanently looks like that.
Banned for salivating over my pretty face.
^ banned for not volunteering down at the "Salivation Army"
Banned because I once heard Archie Bunker call it that, but then, he also called hors d'oeuvres "horse ovaries".

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LegoDnD: Banned because I always create a sneaky little girl in character creation, except I've never met an RPG that lets me play as an actual child.
In Fable you start out as a child.
Banned for not pointing out that having an actual child in a game would be quite a terrifying technological feat.
Banned for not taking into account virtual reality, or for that matter, augmented reality, in which the game changes reality itself!
Banned for eating my taco
Banned for not providing sufficient protection for your taco.
^ banned because if you are going to taco 'bout it you should have brought enough tacos for everyone
Banned for stuffing as many tacos as you can inside a bell, to hide them.
banned for ringing the bell and scattering the tacos like so many treats from a busted piñata
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HeresMyAccount: In Fable, you start out as a child.
Banned because I didn't count it because I don't get to stay that way and they give me an unwanted penis anyway.
Banned for not creating a depenifying mod for yourself and others.
Banned because cats are our overlords.
^ banned for deifying moggies