Banned for secretly supporting Ulfric Stormcloak.

Banned for not ending your sentence with a period.

Banned because are you happy now?

^ banned, because a man should never be forced to have a period... it's unnatural

Banned because you do not have to be a lepidopterist to find commas useful.

Banned for being a grammarian.

Banned for being a syntactician.

^ banned for gaining notoriety for being anonymous

Banned for gaining anonymity for being notorious.

Banned for being super loyal to the default profile picture GOG gave you.

Oh you don't know how happy I am!

Banned because LotR Online spontaneously pretended my account with a level 19 hobbit burglar doesn't exist and now I'm taking the frustration of divorce out on you. On the bright side, that's another 30 gigs freed for other games.

^ Banned for stereotyping hobbits as burglars
(unbanned as thief class ftw)

Banned because I always create a sneaky little girl in character creation, except I've never met an RPG that lets me play as an actual child.

Banned because I've recently decided to play games with an already in-built main character over games with a character creation feature, since I often find myself spending way too much time than necessary simply to create the perfect character to play. But then again, like my other commitments, they don't usually last that long. So probably I'm gonna go back to those kind of games after some time. >.>

Banned for thinking about things too much.