^ banned because when someone asks you "How do you feel? you respond, "With my fingers, duh!"

Banned for being rude.

Banned, because that's better than being nude.

Banned! Too young! Too simple! SOMETIMES NAIVE!

^ banned for discriminating against young, simple people who possess a modicum of naiveté

Banned for moonlighting as a bearded lady at the local circus. It will not be taken lightly by the BLU (Bearded Lady Union).

Banned for not compensating Maenmeldir for his service enough that he had to work at a second job.

Banned because my Saint's Row character is apart of the BLU and absolves Maenmeldir of all crimes.

Banned because I'm pretty sure your BLU is a different BLU. Yours stands for Banished Legos Union.

Banned because actually, I did re-create her in Lego Digital Design and she probably would be banished from any sort of official approval by Lego.

Banned for wanting the approval of others.

Banned because that doesn't sound like a woman who wears only a beard, turned her un-tattooed skin gold (the tats are purple), and regularly kills people who slightly annoy her.

Banned because you only saw her killing of people through camera recordings, which could be subject to alterations intended to taint her image.

^ banned for failing to mention that the camera "recordings" could have actually been created realistically via computer graphics

Banned for leaving the legos on the floor (I stepped on one and it hurt)