Banned for faecitiousness.

Banned for sarcastic, sardonic irony.

Banned because you have been addicted to Oxycodone for years and are therefore by no means a "New User".

^ banned for not understanding that the man always has a new addiction

Banned because I'm not crazy, I'm just not user friendly.

^ banned, because it is crazy to ban a benevolent wizard

Banned because I'm not asking for Fantasia, a Kong cartoon can simply be somewhere between those of Disney's Tarzan and Zilla Jr.

Banned for reminding me of Kong: King of Atlantis

Banned for calling Kong King of Atlantis and not Chad of Atlantis

Banned for being ignorant to a musical where Kong's human handlers competitively sing against each other to convince him of opposing actions to take while each crawls up a different arm. I mean, the crawling animation is bad enough, but it doesn't fit in the slightest with the vocals because nobody has enough lung-power to do both at once.

Banned for watching the Planet of the Apes musical.

Banned for making his dog grab people while he throws shuriken at them. This behavior can by no means be the secret of Shinobi.

^ banned for not remembering that dogs have no opposing thumbs and therefore cannot "grab" anything

^ Banned for not even being familiar with the feeling of dogs claws sinking into your flesh, establishing a tight grip on your physique before beginning with the anatomical breakdown.

Banned for coercing dogs to claw you just so that you can feel something.