I ban all 3 of you for suggesting the stuff at all!

I ban you because I can.

Banned, the two of us need look no more.
Banned, you're always running here and there.
Banned, most people would turn you away.

Banned because I have a feeling that your ban is a reference to something that I don't know.

^ banned for changing your username more times than I have

Banned because changing your username ever is deceptive and immoral.

Banned because I agree, so here's my account.

Banned for account-laundering. That account you obtained in an act of crime.

Banned for doing secret experiments that were designed to give you two new fingers but instead resulted in you growing three arms from the middle of your back.

Banned for deformity shaming.

^ banned for not allowing Le_Chevalier to be his own man without being shamed for being "differently enabled"

^ Would you really be a happier person if I changed my username back to Hooyaah?

I could work my magic. (∩｀-´)⊃━*:･ﾟ✧

Banned for calling one of GOG's profile features as one of your magic tricks.

Banned for not believing in magic.

Banned because that movie sucks.