^ Banned for missing the point.

^ Banned because i'm not prepared to meaningfully carry the burden of being responsible for someone changing back their username just to soothe my neurosis.

Banned because I am. Change it!

Banned, because I think, therefore I am going to ban you.

Banned for thinking! It's October! Why don't you try to be a mindless Zombie for once? Just grab hold of the next person you see and start eating their brain, killing them in the process!

Banned for advocating murder, especially on a sight where people are so ethical, and probably playing games in which they're killing hundreds of people.

Banned because I want no zombies on my lawn.

Banned for discriminating against the undead.

^ banned for not just painting a sign for Instaboy that reads: "NO ZOMBIES ALLOWED ON THE LAWN"

Banned because plants are more effective against zombies than just a sign that we all know zombies can't read.

^Banned for not helping zombies learn to read....thus domesticating them for our own use and benefit

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The link is actually for the series, which is actually quite good.
(the movie is ok as well, but I like the series better)

Banned for making me want to watch Shaun of the Dead again, when I have other things to do.

Banned, because you can do that other things during the Night of the Living Dead.

Banned for believing in life after death.

^ Banned for hurting the feelings of ghouls with your statement.

Ban because ghouls have feelings too you know