^ Banned for not knowing which candy bar is male and which candy bar is female, because Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't!

banned cause mounds aren't female they are just castrated almond joy's, thats why they have no nuts

Banned for casting aspersions on castrations.

^ banned for casting rations into a dumpster

Banned for being a casting director who loves to sleep on a couch.

Banned for not getting a pull-out couch to make it into a bed, so that it's more comfortable.

Banned for being a cheapskate and not just buying a bed and a couch.

Banned for eating low-quality orange chicken.

Banned for eating very low quality green chicken, which is spoiled.

^ banned for having also contaminated said chicken with salmonella

Banned for getting a degree at Sam O Nella Academy.

Banned for getting a second-degree at University of Bern.

^Banned for thinking the Berne Convention was some sort of foreign comics/games event.

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They actually changed the words in the newest commercials to just say "Almond Joy's got nuts!"...they replaced the "mounds don't!" bit with a new line(they must've offended some poor helpless confections, I wager o.0).

Banned for not stating what the new line is.

banned for not underlining the new line