^ banned for being a would be judge and jury, and a veritably unscrupulous and prevaricating snollygoster

You're all banned for being WEIRDOS.

^ banned for clicking on a square that did NOT contain an image of a traffic light!

Banned because sometimes it's just unnecessarily hard to find the pictures containing the objects asked by the perfectionist Captcha.

Banned, because it's necessary for the AI to learn how to think like humans.

Banned for violating the Butlerian proscription against thinking machines.

banned cause if machines start thinking like humans, they become stupid and useless

Banned for implying that my awesome computer is stupid and useless!

Banned because it doesn't use AI; it just has a database telling it which pictures are correct and which are not.

^ banned because your computer was outdated the month after you acquired it

Banned, because he acquired the computer as a part of his antique collection.

Banned, because the captchas aren't just like password tests. Also banned, because you don't have 8 minutes to listen to this explanation.

^ banned for having purloined 8:03 of my time

Banned for using purrloin as your only pokemon.

Banned for purring while people stroke your loins.

Banned for licking the loins of lions.

banned cause snickers are better than lions