Banned for implying LegoDnD is a Disney movie character

banned for being Goofy

Banned for: settling for the typical things
Livin' all your life waiting in the wings
It ain't a question of "if", just a matter of time
Before I move to the front of the line

Banned because time is not everything.

Banned because everything is something.

Banned for letting your library get haunted with a ghost that shoots exploding spectral skulls at readers.

^ banned for nonsensical banning

Banned for wanting things to make sense in a senseless world.

Banned for staring into nihilism, because it stares right back at you.

Banned for calling mirrors "nihilism".

banned for getting a job installing mirrors just because, "It's something that I can really see myself doing."

Banned for looking at your own reflection when you should be paying attention to your work.

Banned for being too aggressive with his workers

Banned because this is exactly the type of irresponsible human resources philosophy that leads so many businesses into bankruptcy.

^ banned for making eyes at your secretary and making her feel... "uncomfortable"