Banned for the very worst of crimes: burglarsonarceny!

banned for being rotten to the corps

Banned for being a rotten corpse.

Banned for being worse than bad and wrong, you are... badong.

^ Banned for sneaking up in front of me.

Banned because that's age discrimination.

banned for snacking in front of me

Banned for trying to steal MightyFlo's snack.

^ banned for filching them first and feeding them to your Komodo dragons (I didn't know that they like beef jerky.)

Banned for not realizing that those animals are walking disposals that will likely eat nearly anything.

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Stumbling on your words with such an easy phrase? "Come on, man!" ;D

^ banned for not knowing that was a hilarious 'spoof quote'

Banned for quoting Rasputin and finding his antics hilarious.

Banned for nominating Putin for a Razzie.

Not banned for slinging poop at Putin from your cage.

Banned because you keep banning people although I'm not online.

Banned because who has time to wait on la lune?