Banned because: fish don't fry in the kitchen;
beans don't burn on the grill;
it took a whole lot of trying,
just to get up that hill.

Banned because: Good times!
Any time you need a payment
Good times!
Any time you need a friend
Good times!
Any time you're out from under
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head above water
Making a wave when you can
Temporary lay offs
Good times!
Easy credit rip offs
Good times!
Scratching and surviving
Good times!
Hanging in and jiving
Good times!
Ain't we lucky we got 'em?
Good times!

banned for posting sitcom lyrics in the banning thread

>.<

Banned for counterfeiting Foie gras.

Banned for thinking that Hooyaah's counterfeit mozzarella chesse was foie gras

Banned for mistaking counterfeit checkers for counterfeit chess.

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Boy the way Glen Banner played,
Bans that led the Ban Parade
Banners like us we had it made
Those were the Bans
And you knew when you were banned then
Bans were bans and BANS were also BANS
Mister we could use a banner like Herbert Bansworth again
Didn't need no bans of the 2nd rate
Every banner pulled their weight
Gee our banning times were great
THOSE....WERE....THE....BANS

banned for bringing back memories of a bunker

Banned for indirectly banning one of the best of all bunkers

Banned for sneaking into my apartment and Ranking my Gamez without permission.

banned for not locking doors and windows

Banned for intentionally inviting in Windows 11
(don't ya know that's how they multiply?)

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That was actually my bizarro world counterpart, GamezWanker.......I cannot stop his bad acts, but I wholeheartedly apologize on his behalf.

Banned for impersonating David Blaine, so you could hide cards in your victims knickers.

^ banned for not having a good breakfast this morning

^ Banned for encouraging eating, which is the root cause of obesity.