Banned because mowing Mom's lawn yesterday was dreadfully dusty, so much that I needed to wash my arms in a pizzaria bathroom (we also got pizza on the way home, yay); but it was worth it because the "30% chance of rain" woke me up this morning at around 4:17 and all that grass and sponge-dirt is probably under flood-water.

Banned because I'm happy you shared your day but also banned for blogging :P

Banned for logging a waterlogged blog banning

Banned for wiping your ass with that beard :D

Kudos for surviving the forum for longer than your nemesis, who was always upset about people not treating him to their local delicacies and whining about his "star-chan" wanting nothing to do with him. But you're also banned for dropping n-bombs. Seriously, dude, that's not cool.

^ Banned for adding more 'cat stuff' to the internet.

Banned, because cats have their purpose too, they're good food for lizards.

banned for mentioning catastrophes

Banned for that pun.

banned for opening a theatrical production of puns... It was a play on words

Banned because since they started recording the temperature here in 1848, the all-time high is 101. Today it's supposed to be 101, tomorrow 105 and Monday 110. Almost nobody here is equipped to deal with this shit. It never gets this hot here, so not a lot of people have an air conditioner. I have a portable one, though. People will die of heat stroke. This is not a joke.

Banned because you should remember to vent your portable AC, as they run on gas.

^ Banned for making light of climate change.

^ Banned for that incident in inner mongolia earlier this week which i will not describe in more detail.

Banned, because that incident wasn't that bad, those people deserved to be eaten, so don't guilt-trip borisburke about it.