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banned for backpacking stolen secrets about things
Apehater is banned because Mom once made me a stegosaurus backpack and it was really ugly.
banned for making Apehater your whipping boy
Banned for covering MichaelD with whipped cream.
Banned for decorating MichaelD with candy and candles.
Banned because a stranger offered me candy if I go into his van.
Banned because the only time I was ever offered candy by a stranger, she was even younger than me.
banned, because there was a cute blonde girl in my Junior year Social Studies class by the name of Candy Box
Banned for including personal past experiences that make no sense in his context
Banned for not asking him about his sexual experiences with "Candy box".
^ banned for not knowing that she "had me eating out of her hand"
Banned for considering that to be a sexual act.
Banned for not being satisfied with Hooyaah's answer above
Banned for getting satisfaction from ASMR.
Banned for wanting ASMR to be even more whisper-y.