Banned for not reminding me then. Even banning officers need to work together. >.>

Banned from the force because needing to be reminded to act competently is a clear indication you're not cut out for this job.

^ Banned from using the force after killing younglings.

Banned for expecting competence and for running with scissors.

Banned for choosing to escape the Jedi temple instead of protecting the younglings when Order 66 was given.

EDIT: DANG! I got ninja'd.

Banned for being ninja'd by someone that got ninja'd.

Banned, because like me you didn't get ninjaed as did so many others before

Banned because you have more important things to be doing this time of the year such as reviewing the naught and nice lists, getting your reindeer ready, getting presents wrapped, etc.

Banned, because I already have the entire naughty and nice list memorized, However, some alterations will inevitably be necessary. One small alteration, for example, could place a certain tigress in the United States on the naughty list. As for the rest of the preparations, I have elves for that.

Merry Christmas!

Banned for straying so far from 34th street. We've been looking for you! Come back to the home and you can have some nice Jell-O!

Banned because that reminds me of something I did in elementary school.

Banned for being too adventurous.

Banned for being avant garde.

Banned, for being one "E" and one "L" shy of being Jello

Banned because there's always room for letters.