^ Banned, for suggesting that he start ironing mode, man

^ Dude, like banned for not checking your teeth.

Banned, if you never iron your shirts, you must look like a hobo, we only tolerate impeccably dressed people here.

Banned for being an impeccably dressed hobo that tolerates wearing iron shirts...

Both of the users above should be banned for not just wearing a sarong and naught else.

It may be sarong, but it feels so right.

Banned for banning more than one person at the same time.

Banned for not making a comment on his promotion of dubious clothing. You could have pointed out how silly wearing a sarong is, and how much more fashionable a shiny suit of armour is.

Banned for letting his tongue out for too long.

Banned for not realizing that his tongue is too long that it doesn't fit inside.

Banned for insulting the Great Komodo.

Banned for greatly insulting the Komodo.

Banned for not specifying what his tongue doesn't fit inside.

Banned, because "Komodo" sounds like yet another version of Linux

Banned because I think it's actually the name of an antivirus program for Linux.

Banned because that's a terrible name for an anti-virus program, komodo dragon mouths are loaded with disease!

Banned for giving a virus to Linus. Good grief, Charlie Brown!

Edit: ninja'd

Banned, for getting ninjaed yet again, Charlie Brown