Banned, for not getting my sax back

Banned, because you should have gotten insurance for your saxophone, so you could just buy a new one, instead of sending me on a dangerous quest against the evil music-hating necromancer "HeresMyAccount".

Banned for not being ready for said quest.

Banned, for not expecting the Spanish Inquisition

Banned for experiencing the phenomenon of Deja Vu: That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before.

Banned for experiencing the Mandella Effect, which is sorta the opposite.

Banned for not getting arrested trying to visit Nelson Mandela while he was imprisoned.

^ Banned for getting arrested trying to visit Nelson Mandela while he was imprisoned.

Banned for confusing Nelson Mandela with Willie Nelson.

^ Banned for putting Charles Manson in a Full Nelson.

Banned, because you did "not see" Charles Manson's forehead tattoo

Banned for discrimination against blind users.

Banned for using blinders.

Banned, for blinding users

Banned for giving other GOG users enlightenment. As a result, more and more of them are becoming more aware of the rules of this forum, and thus less work for the banning officers. I refuse to accept this!