Banned, because if your eye had caught the "A" you would have the "ear" for gear and the wheel would have kept turning and the bans would be churning but the ban might not be burning him

Banned for impersonating Nick Cave's rendition of The Wheels on the Bus.

Banned for liking King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard.

Banned, because a Lizard Wizard sounds like something you should be more respectful of. Maybe we should offer you as a human sacrifice, to appease the mighty Lizard Wizard, lest he curse our forum.

Banned because the last I saw of Lizard Wizard, he was about to freeze to death in a blizzard.

^ Banned, because the Lizard Wizard transmogrified into Arctodus pristinus (short-faced bear) and wandered into a nearby cave to eat your carcass

Banned, because you can't let MichaelD.965 be eaten by prehistoric, extinct bears, he hasn't yet told us all he knows about conspiracies!

Banned for starving extinct bears.

^ The two preceding posters should be banned, because the "extinct bear" is still (technically) the Lizard Wizard in the transitory form of said bear.

I ban all 3 of you for not knowing the sketch-comedy I referenced.

Banned for not performing sketch comedy while on a unicycle.

Banned because you could've banned MichaelD.965 for the reason that he had banned three users at the same time.

^ Banned for implying above mentioned triple-ban was illegitimate.

Banned because you didn't listen to your mum.

Banned because are you InSaintMonoxide's mom?

Banned because I suspect you're actually just an empty helmet.