Banned for not enjoying Carmageddon.

banned, for feeding Death

Banned for killing food.

Banned for being a vegan (and presumably really weak as a consequence of your ruminant diet).

Banned for ruminating about my diet.

Banned for not adding rum to your diet.

Banned for having a humdrum rum diet...

Banned because this diet ban tastes horrible.

Banned, because you haven't eaten any banana today.

Banned for using the food puns I was about to

Banned bandolero, for banning as a bandana wearing, banjo bearing bandit

Banned for Kazooie.

Banned, because that's a console game. Console gamers have degenerate taste and don't belong in our elite gaming community.

Banning you for elitism is too easy, I ban you for not being elitist enough by banning Steam users!

Banned, because merely banning Steam users from here isn't enough, we need to take the war to the Steam forums and destroy them forever! For the glory of Gog, down with the DRM lemmings!