Banned for not mentioning that some reptiles look like humans.

For having a Steam profile.

Banned for thinking that steam can have a profile, because it's just gas.

Banned for being full of hot air and letting off a load of steam...

Banned for being a stormtrooper.

Banned, because we need stormtroopers to protect the forum so it doesn't end up like the death star.

Banned, because these are not the droids you're looking for

Morolf, you're banned for suggesting storm-troopers could protect the Death Star when there's video proof to the contrary.

Hooyaah, you're banned for lying to the authorities.

Banned, because you would rat out fellow Goggers to the police. We cover for each other's crimes here.

^ Banned for being involved in a crime which required my spatulasporks to dig a hole.

Banned, for burying evidence

Banned for digging up evidence

Banned, for performing a complete forensic analysis on said evidence

Banned for paralysis by analysis.

Banned for flying towards Armageddon.