Banned because i just joined a Tantra cult (legit) and am on the right path to achieving true enlightenment (hating your own body and treating it poorly, is blasphemy against the gods); besides, monasteries have no good food, no women, no drinks and certainly, no internet and games!

Banned, because the cult we had going on here, was wayyyy more awsomer!!!!!!!

Banned, because that arson cult is just evil and you're probably planning to incinerate our forum.

Banned because the forum is already on fire, from what i see!

Banned for getting the Vestal Virgins to guard the sacred fire.

Banned for making a fragrant foul.

Banned for making a fowl fragrant. What did you do to that poor chicken?

Banned because I'm sure you'd have eaten the chicken if you'd caught it, kitty!

Banned for mistaking opossums for cats. Please get your eyes checked out.

Banned because you still haven't remembered to kill Hitler, have you?

Banned, because that has already been taken care of

Banned, because every US Marine knows it's Oohrah!

Banned, because Navy SEALs know it's Hooyah!!

Banned, because it's ridiculous to enlist animals like seals in a navy.

Banned for using caulking to seal leaks on your naval vessel.