Banned from ever saying, "Hack my acc" or any variation thereof again.

Banned, oh so banned. .Kaby is now released from the Hack my acc curse, and it now falls to you to post that phrase irregularly in the other thread.

Banned for hacking accs (whatever that means).

Hanned for backing accs

Banned for backing dat acc up.

Banned for posting a picture of a cat, like we don't already have enough.

Banned because we can never have enough cats, but having crabs is bad.

Banned for hating the best large arthropods on Earth!

Banned because arthropods are a way too generic categorization; crabs are crustaceans.

Banned, for lacking due specificity, crabs are decapod crustaceans of the infraorder Brachyura

Banned because seriously, all the other best arthropods are just cool insects; also I wasn't sure how to spell crustaceans.

Banned, for you seem a bit "crabby"

Banned to a life of taking care of my 5-pound dog Lil' Bit. Then when your lack of constant eye-contact is met with her spontaneous screech, you too can understand the depths of my despair.

Banned for having a dog that weighs less than some crabs.

Banned for having a mouse that weighs less than any living creature because it doesn't exist, as an avatar.