Banned because I can’t pronounce your name.

Banned, because burke is not an adjective.

Banned because I can't pronounce you lord of the turds.

Banned for banning my fellow knight.

Banned because of the other night.

Banned for having an orgy last night (and not inviting me).

Banned because I invented a new sport. It's called fencing. You build a fence as fast as you can, and the first one to finish wins.

Banned because your idea is good, but its name needs changing.

Banned because China had the same idea a long time ago.

Banned, for not knowing the difference between China and Porcelain

Banned for not knowing the difference between porcelain and ceramic.

Banned, because I do know:

Porcelain is a ceramic product using a pure form of kaolin; (AL2 2SiO2) it has an unglazed "foot."

Banned because you should've banned jsidhu762 for his constant need for a forum title change instead.

Banned, because that is something that you should have waited to do when the opportunity presented itself; I felt compelled to defend a baseless assumption about me that was incorrect

Banned for multiple ToS violations.