Still though, no matter how much we ban each other, we keep coming back. So you're banned for your protection racket being completely worthless.

Banned, because you admitted to owning "cuddly" shrews. There's no place in our forum for people who keep such monsters as pets.

Banned for taming shrews.

Banned for falsely accusing Morolf of my crime!

Banned for not recognizing the allusion to Shakespeare's famous play about the war against the venomous monster shrews. If you had seen that play, you might not have been foolish enough to keep shrews as pets.

Banned because you could never know the kinship I have developed with these shrews, they are my fur-babies.

Banned, because I fear it's only a matter of time until your "fur-babies" swarm all over your body, inject their fearsome poisonous fangs into your flesh and then gnaw you down to the bone. I don't want our younger forum members become traumatized by having to see such a terrible spectacle (though it would certainly be an instructive warning to them about the dangers of keeping dangerous wild animals as pets).

I ban my two biggest shrews (both girls) to your home so you can see how nice they are. And if I don't see a change of mind, you're banned!

Banned for shrew sharing

Banned because YOU get a shrew, and YOU get a shrew, EVERYBODY GETS A SHREW and you can't stop me! (However, this might get old soon, maybe I should stop myself.)

Banned to silence (as by indirect request) as this is the turn of the shrew.

Banned for turning on a red light.

Banned, because there are quite some bugs in this forum, we can't deal with an additional rodent issue.

Edit: got double-ninja'd.

Banned for flowing mightily and being refurbished.

Banned for not providing liquid refreshments.