Banned for consoling lizards which should be consoled by bugs, or whatever they eat.

Banned, because it's offensive to think bugs are appropriate food for the majestic giant lizards. I'm almost tempted to think you should be turned into lizard food yourself for such an insult.

Banned because Battlefront 2 uses the word "clankers", which I don't approve of because it's offensive to droids.

Banned for being offended for droids.

Banned because I translated R2's dialogue, but it's too vulgar for me to post here.

Banned for being involved in the production of robot porn.

Banned because now I'm intrigued how such a movie would turn out with R2 and the Terminator. I mean it's not really porn if there is dialogue, right?

Banned because digital dialogue is .. 000000000000! La La.

Banned, because you forgot the aaah aaaaah A A A A A A A H!

Banned, because it's frivolous to talk about robot porn, while the terrible threat of the venomous monster shrews still hasn't been dealt with.

Banned because I thought we had the threat under control, but their venom melts metal!

Banned for blaming your problems on my cuddly shrews.

You are banned unless you pay a one time fee of $34.99 every month.

Banned for your grotesquely over-priced subscription!

Banned because it's not overpriced. You are getting a 99% discount.