Banned for giving dangerous relationship advice to other users, one doesn't stick one's d*** in crazy.

^ Banned, for not being bold enough to go where "no man has ever gone before"

Banned for losing to a crab in a debate about theoretical physics.

Banned because Hooyaah clearly won that debate.

Banned because I just finished a bowl of rice pudding. There's something wholesome about eating rice pudding in silence, but I have difficulty explaining it. When my bowl is empty, I am left with my tea and a ticking clock. It is midnight. I am alone, but I am not truly lonely.

Banned because your clock had actually run out of battery for quite some time now, and the ticking sound you kept on hearing was actually coming from someone looming beyond your right shoulder.

Banned because the man looming behind my right shoulder needs to take a number and get in line. There's a long wait for looming behind my right shoulder. He might have to settle for my left shoulder.

Banned to the Ninth circle, for screaming like a baby in the presence of a level 5 royal hell hound.

Banned for making motor sounds with your mouth while driving.

Banned, for motorboating on the first date

Banned for getting caught in the propeller.

Banned for not using a hover craft.

Banned because you need to finish most of Fuel to get that vehicle, and I'm probably the last person to care enough to try!

Banned for being the last poster before me.

I ban everyone for not seeing in Fuel what I see.