Banned because sorcerers keep cats. Dragons are deadly and dangerous, the toxins in its saliva are one of the worst things in nature.

Banned for stating something that I agree with.

Banned, because one never need be self conscious or apologetic for agreeing with the truth

Banned for not being able to solve this riddle: when is a door not a door?






When it is ajar.

Banned for arbitrarily banning people.

Banned for arbitrary arbitration.

Banned for being Canadian.

Banned for being not as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel.

Banned because you didn't treat me to coconut, pineapple and mango rum!

Banned for not treating me to the cuisines of country Other.

Banned, because the inhabitants of "Other" are notorious cannibals which means you've just expressed an interest in human meat.

Banned because you 're lying; and banned because in your country, all tasty or nice things are banned, from deliciously roasted/fried innards, all the way to videogames.

Boring people who take the fun and savor out of everything, should be perma-banned.

Banned for ruining rum with coconut.

Banned, for putting a lime in the coconut and drinking them both together

Banned for drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.