Banned, because you failed to ninja me without having received a heads up beforehand

Banned because I just got hit with a middle finger missile. I don't know what that means. I just made it up right now.

Banned, because it means that someone was making a fist but their middle finger stubbornly stayed in place in an erect and upward position as they raised their hand in your general direction

Banned for sounding kinky.

Banned for kink-shaming, Gog is a forum for sexually liberated people.

Banned because you 're lying; those "sexually liberated" people, say that Agony is "too niche"!

Banned because three movies equals three moneys.

Banned because movie is not synonymous with money.

Banned because money is not synonymous with because.

Banned, "because" is not a reason

Banned, because tbh I think your beard looks absolutely disgusting, must be crawling with fleas and other vermin. I know your excuse is "I'm a wizard", but honestly, you look more like some filthy hobo to me.

Banned for exposing how some wizards try to hide themselves in disguise as hobos, as a survival measure during a period of witch-hunts.

Just so you know, you were actually the one who exposed the fact that wizards try to disguise themselves as hobos more than anyone else haha. Therefore, banned!

Banned, because Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live is a divine mandate, and every God-fearing and law-abiding Gogger has to help in driving witches and sorcerors from our forum.

Banned for I know more than a few witches/sorcerors that have a komodo dragon (or similar) as a pet.