Banned for not stoking the Flux capacitor and valeting the Delorean ready for its maiden voyage...

Banned because maidens are so last year and your tastes are underwhelming; bring some vixens to make said voyage interesting, instead!

Banned for wanting iron vixens instead of maidens.

Banned for wanting metal females of any variety

Banned because you said "metals" and thus, you reminded me of my precious, local, "silver" Star-Chan; BANNED BANNED BANNED

And banned because you were uncooperative towards helping me retrieve her

:'(

Banned, because you are, Sire, a material king! Your motivation is driven by greed. If you had managed to get the silver Star-Chan, you'd likely go after another one who's golden.

Banned, for being an expert in ninjitsu

Banned for being an expert in, ummmm.... Wisdom?

Banned because ninjitswoo is bullsheet and not wisdom; the art has died, since the last real teacher, at the beginning of the decade, refused to take new disciples in. The others are cons and ripoffs, neither lineage nor authenticity of scrolls can be confirmed.

Banned, for "wisdom" is best learned by personal experiences and often unpleasant ones

Banned because your statement just now contained so much wisdom.

Banned because the only real wisdom, lies inside the relatively recently released, "The Complete Art of War".

Banned because although not always avoidable, war is not wise...

Banned because wisdom never changes.

Banned for failing to improve your character's spellcasting ability.