^ Banned, for making baseless allegations in the incorrect thread

Banned for being a member of the Fraternity and misreading the Loom of Fate.

Banned for misreading members of the fraternity and looming with the tempt of fate...

Banned for taking social distancing to a whole new level.

Banned for measuring the distances in practicing social distancing horizontally only.

Banned for leveling with us by going around in circles.

Banned for not dotting the 'I's and crossing the 'T's...

Banned, because you dotted the "Ts" while you were crossing your eyes

Banned for being the MAD poster boy and saying "What?, Me worry?"

Banned, because decades later, you thought that boy was running for president, so you voted for him.

Banned for usurping the office with golden curtains that the best president ever currently resides in!

Banned for preaching fake news.

Banned because there's two sides to every flat earth.

Banned because the universe is in a marble.

Banned because the universe is insignigicant, since there is a multiverse and all; and that is without taking timelines into consideration even, or that famous parallel dimensions thing.