Banned, for ogling lecherously, my Brazilian waxed female models

Banned because I developed two symptoms; fever and difficulty breathing. The fever is actually disco fever, and the diffculty breathing is from all the dancing I've been doing.

Banned for having a dance revolution! What do you think this is - Footloose?

Banned because you don't know it really is Footloose.

Banned because it will probably mutate into Saturday Night Fever.

Banned because mutations are not allowed on this forum.

Banned, because it's actualy mutants that are not allowed in this forum

Banned because you know too much and now mens in black are hunting you.

Banned because it's not the M.I.B, but the M.O.B that are after you...

Banned, for bein' a wise ash... forgetaboutit!

Banned for wearing Tweed while floating face down in the Thames.

Banned because you didn't mediate for me to my local star-chan, to convince her return to me :'(

And for being jealous after i gave the description of her and her qualities ^_^

Banned for not realising that star-chan stands for 'Startlingly Challenging', which is why you are facing the difficulties you are...

^ Banned for trying to reason with a "Star-struck" person whose heart has become codependent, all for a love which is, and shall ever remain, unrequited

Banned for being defeated by Star Man in the wrestling championship.