Banned for banning a cave dweller. That person is just practicing social distancing, you know.

^ Banned for making sense in this thread... and while your away, take this key, for it fits perfectly the heart of a certain, Star-Chan, it is yours to secret away from the one who yet seeks to retain it. When you task is fulfilled you may return in full glory and in honor, sir knight.

Banned for using a key as an instrument for performing cardiac surgery.

Banned for not realizing that it was keyhole surgery.

Banned, for trying to use your key in the wrong sort of keyhole

Banned because, i forbid you to ban StarChen (plural); the world DESPERATELY needs more StarChen now go bring me back the correct one, please

^ Banned, because the plural of chan is chans

Banned for correcting those who are right. The plural of StarChan is StarChen, a fact known to all StarChen and to other sunflower-eating entities around the globe and elsewhere.

Banned for compulsively farting on food before consuming it.

Banned for that hungry look.

Banned for cheating. (Can see details in a pixelated picture)

^ Banned for not knowing that his (StarChan's) avatar was borrowed from the work of a Brazilian artist, one Rafal Moco and it is entitled, Neuromancer.

^ Banned for using Go-ogle Images service to ogle the Brazilian artist.

Banned for asking an artist to give them a Brazilian wax...

Banned because artists' models should have a brazilian wax!