Posted March 24, 2020
Banned for not opting for a witcher as a bodyguard, for there were only two choices this posting term. You now have Kevin Costner as a bodyguard.
Post edited March 24, 2020 by ZyloxDragon
ZyloxDragon
Privately Public
Registered: Nov 2012
From United States
KiNgBrAdLeY7
Слава России! ура́
Registered: Apr 2012
From Other
Posted March 24, 2020
Banned because the best bodyguard is, Rena Ryuguu
Post edited March 24, 2020 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
J Lo
Playing Ninjabread Man on the Nintendo Wii
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted March 24, 2020
Banned because I want to know why Tom Nook needs so many bells.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted March 24, 2020
Banned, because he's a ding-a-ling
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted March 24, 2020
Banned for dinging a ling.
morolf
I own Komodo dragons as pets
Registered: Aug 2012
From Germany
Posted March 24, 2020
Banned for writing incomprehensible gibberish.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted March 24, 2020
Banned, because I am quite certain that he didn't write incomprehensible gibberish, he used a digial method instead.
Post edited March 24, 2020 by Hooyaah
KiNgBrAdLeY7
Слава России! ура́
Registered: Apr 2012
From Other
Posted March 24, 2020
Banned because this year you are being demoned away.
morolf
I own Komodo dragons as pets
Registered: Aug 2012
From Germany
Posted March 24, 2020
Banned, because "to demon away somebody" isn't an accepted usage and you're not allowed to make up new phrases here.
KiNgBrAdLeY7
Слава России! ура́
Registered: Apr 2012
From Other
Posted March 25, 2020
Banned because, you are going to be the sacrifice, instead
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted March 25, 2020
Banned for practicing human sacrifice without a license
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted March 25, 2020
Banned for performing human sacrifice by smacking them in their heads really hard with a license plate.
KiNgBrAdLeY7
Слава России! ура́
Registered: Apr 2012
From Other
Posted March 25, 2020
Banned because you are an outsider and have incited the wrath of god.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted March 25, 2020
Banned, for you were once an insider, yet now deserving of god's wrath.
KiNgBrAdLeY7
Слава России! ура́
Registered: Apr 2012
From Other
Posted March 25, 2020
Banned because the guardian deity always protects the priest, the monk, the shrine maiden, or the one sacrificing offerings, First and Foremost.
Post edited March 25, 2020 by KiNgBrAdLeY7