Banned for being a blood-thirsty savage

Banned because I'm just a water thirsty savage.

Banned for snapping into a Slim Jim... oooo yeah!

Banned for being an ultimate warrior.

Banned because there is no such thing as an ultimate warrior; only effective or dead.

Banned for sounding like Hulk Hogan.

Banned, because, "Do, or do not, there is no try."

Banned, because isn't that from this creepy green gnome with a speech impediment in Star Wars? Never liked that guy with his magical tricks, imo the imperials were the good guys in that story.

Banned because your Chancy went shopping in a super market without gloves/mask (protective gear) to fetch wine and what-else-was-it-now; and she got sick (although always been sick, anyway).

Banned, because she isn't "my" chancellor, didn't vote for her. In a just world I would be chancellor...nay, emperor!

Banned for betraying the king.

Banned for suspicion of conspiring with Morolf to commit regicide

Banned, because you didn't give jsidhu the chance to prove his innocence through trial by combat or some other kind of ordeal.

Banned because he shall undergo "the trial of the grasses" and if he survives he will complete his witcher training and become your personal bodyguard

Banned, because I don't want a witcher as a bodyguard, those guys are creepy mutant freaks who are getting unfair advantages by doping potions and have made it their mission to hunt down innocent monsters.