Banned for handing out meaning in a very mean way.

Banned for showing some tough love.

Banned for showing some tough hate.

Banned because tough love gives birth to tough hate and are both interconnected (don't forget yin and yang).

Banned for robbing a Mogwai pet store with your 2 henchmen, Lee Yin and Woo Yang.

Banned for not producing evidence admissible in court.

^ Banned for courting the judge and stacking the jury

Banned for banning a rare, unique, silvery colored, star shaped, precious star-chan, even though it isn't the correct one and it isn't the one that was mine.

And banned because you refused to work magic, in order to help me locate and reacquire mine!

Banned, because I don't want to read about your precious lost love ever again, please make a new year's resolution to forget about her and find some other girl !!!!!!!!!!

Banned because I couldn't agree with you more.

^ Banned because it's the rule, reinstated promptly thereafter and promoted to Commander for making sense and proving your mettle by allying yourself with the newly appointed Captain, Morolf!

^Banned for indirectly encouraging the banning of the guy who wants everyone to treat him to everything under the sun but doesn't want to treat us to his beloved starchan's delicious pie

(No not THAT kind of pie, you pervs. o.0)

Also unbanned for saving us from possibly sticking in our "thumbs" and possibly pulling out a "plumb".

Banned for speaking of delicious pies, even though it isn't the correct one, and not treating us to pie!

^Banned by royal decree of his majesty King Bradley, for imitation of his most royal highness.

Banned, because if Bradley is the king of this forum, I'm the emperor!