^ Banned for being 'coon team

Banned for hive mindedness.

Banned for not being able to perform on your own. Being in a group (with other people) will be a better option, and allow you to perform much better, hence the band. :p

Ok!, I'll get my coat... *closes door on way out*

Banned for faking rules of conduct.

Banned for not knowing what to say and just putting a question mark under your name.

Banned for knowing exactly what to say and putting a New User under your name.

Banned because everything and everybody is same old, nothing and no one is new.

Banned for being too new. Old is GOLD!.

Banned for being bold... so I am told.

Banned for being cold... while sold with rolled mold.

Banned for banned with rythm :)

Banned for singing the banned song, with your banned band.

Banned for banning artistic rebellion.

^ Banned thou Band-Aid bandage bearing banning bane of bane-able banned band members for banjo band-standing

Banned because whenever i see a "rebel", i get that itch to grab that !@#$ red star of theirs, break it in two and stake them through with both pieces (edges upwards)!