Banned for eating the slaughtered innocent little marshmallows.

Banned because I said, I've never eaten any marshmallows! >:(

Banned for dreaming that you were eating a giant marshmallow and when you awoke your pillow was missing

Banned because you're wrong. It was the bolster that went missing the moment I woke up, not the pillow.

Banned for suffocating yourself with a pillow during sleep.

^ Banned for sleep-eating a bolster

(O.O)

Banned because I want to turn off dithering, but at the same time I don't want colour banding.

Banned because https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrIPxlFzDi0

Banned because you are a drunkard and an eyesore, as well as a repeat offender; just show us some ID, you minor, rake, party-animal, skunk!

Banned for rude gibberish.

Banned for not giving the king proper tribute and biscuits and tea

Banned because Tim Horton's doesn't have biscuits.

Banned for complaining about trivial 1st world problems, we'll set you up for a reality show where you have to swap places with someone in the Democratic republic of Congo.

^Banned for trying to get rid of your enemies via improvisational big brother(tv show)
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Mine does....well american style biscuits for sammiches, anyways.

And also delicious mint flavored cocoa....droool. :D

Banned for trying to be funny Big Brother, when you should be scary Big Brother