Banned, because one cannot relive the past and reviving certain elements from it is too often unsatisfying

Banned because I don't know what you're talking about, youngster. Everyone knows it's 1638!

Banned for not using a hyphen, like "oxy-using", because the way that you said it means that I'm an oxy, and I'm using a moron. Or is that what you meant?

Banned because There'sHis/HerAccount.

^ Banned for being an undefined collector

^ banned for being a defined loser.

You can be whatever you want and use whatever you want. Free choice for all!

Banned for losing definitions, and choosing freely.

Banned for taking choices away.

Banned for choosing to take them away.

^ Banned for allowing him to take them away

Banned because they're coming to take you away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa!

^ Banned for being one of those "nice young men in their clean white coats"

Banned because i am a young man who prefers dark colored coats, especially black.

Banned for burgling fur coats from old rich ladies' houses.

Banned because you are speaking out of the 1980's with a tachyon device.

Edit: Ninja'd.

Banned for using obscure technobabble that reminds me of Star Trek.