Banned for missing one critical point. If the game were to strive to be as brutal as possible in the way that its players are able to ban other people, then Rockstar should have anticipated that the game might be banned in several countries upon release. Therefore, Rockstar might decide to release its game in a black market where the consumer base is strictly limited to those who can pay a very high price.

Banned for writing a novel

Banned for typing backwards.

Banned for using dots

Banned for not connecting the dots.

Banned because dots can't connect, since they're at individual points, so only lines and curves can connect.

Banned for colouring by numbers.

Banned for Koffing.

Banned for coughing!

Banned for misspelling coffin.

Banned for not offering cough medicine

Banned for offering cough medicine while I desperately need a proper coffin.

Banned for stealing a coffin from Vlad Țepeș.

Banned for putting weird accent marks under your letters.

Banned for having an account name that states the obvious: Of course your account is here!