Basically and essentially you are banned because you're still living in the basement of your mum's house.

Banned for using one of the oldest and most mainstream insults in human history.

Banned for being a doctor in Human History of Insults.

Banned for being a quack.

Banned for barking at the moon.

Banned for demanding anyone to bow before Amiga.

Banned for disrespecting the Amiga, arguably one of the best gaming machines ever made.

Banned because we don't celebrate Christmas on Core Prime. Instead we celebrate(drum-roll) Commander Reactivation Day.

Banned for making a holiday about yourself and expecting people to celebrate it.

Banned because I agree.

Banned for having the hold world in your wings --and dropping it.

Banned because another perspective is that the world is being caught by wings.

Banned for having too much tequila to have that perspective.

Banned for banning someone whose interpretation I accept.

Banned because I think Rockstar should make a game where you ban people as brutally as you possibly can. It would be called Banhunt, and it would likely get banned in several countries.