Banned for trying to turn Canada into syllables

Banned because me and my sisters just came back from my cousin's place. He got in to a motorcycle accident. He's got some torn muscle, but no broken bones. He'll be right as rain in a couple of weeks. Looks like he was hitting the sauce, though.

Banned because we aren't interested in your private live and much less into your family problems.

Banned for trying to mummify me without removing my organs.

Banned because life doesn't make sense anyway.

Banned for having a 6th, 7th, and 8th sense.

300 + games and 60 hours played

Banned because Koalas exists.

Banned for being Kermit the frog.

Banned because the courts can eat my shorts, the house can eat my blouse...

Banned because eating shorts may cause death. Good job, you're teaching the kids how to put their life in danger, are you proud of you?

Banned because many things are "edible" and children's parents should know enough to tell the difference between "edible" and actually safe to eat.

Banned because you play with safety measures.

Banned because you play with tape measures.

Banned for using imperial instead of metric.