Banned for being hostile.

Banned for being red while acting friendly.

Reds always act friendly; until the moment you happen to disagree with their lunacies, at which point they break stuff, burn property, beat up people and riot indiscriminately.

Banned for going on a nonsensical political rant, during which you didn't ban the person above you.

Banned for actually having a good point, but it's the wrong thread for that!

Banned because it wasn't entirely a good point, because KingBradley's (I'm not going to try to put in his ridiculous capitalization) post wasn't nonsensical, and communism IS lunacy. However, KingBradley has his own form of lunacy as well, and I'm not entirely sure which kind is worse.

Banned because I'm going to eat breakfast.

Banned for being Dale Gribble's alter ego.

Banned because i have yet to play, Icewind Dale 2.

Banned because my air conditioner is broken. I will need to get some windmills to keep me cool.

Banned because you're not supposed to use windmills to keep you cool; you're supposed to fight them!

Banned for the Don Quixote reference.

Banned for not letting me speak to the manager.

Banned because none of this makes sense anymore. DX

Banned for trying to apply the logic everywhere.