Looks like a red kangaroo, cute now but it will grow and kick your arse.

So will your wombat.........hahahahaha.

Derek is not like that.

I ran over a wombat once on a freeway, it was like hitting a log, they're so big and solid.

And I get roos around the wetlands here, they love sitting in water when it's hot.

Derek will be like that,after I tease/train him.

My cat was funny and playful, it woke me up in the best manner possible!

I got to know a lovely, lovable, cute girl, my age, wonderful character, sweet personality, good manners, similar backstory and most importantly? Foreign! My lifelong dream is "almost" realized, out of the blue, i didn't even see it coming, much less realize what the hell just hit me! Too bad i don't have enough money or language mastery to relocate near her... Damn.

If only i could finally settle down and become a foolish, clockwork hubby, busy with housework, to be regularly yelled and nagged at, just like others!

...dare I even ask what manner this might be?

It's been raining heavily for about 3 weeks now after a stinking hot Summer.

Garden is turning green again after being scorched brown.

Even better, Jake has outgrown his destructive puppy stage and now no longer destroys my plants or digs holes.

Time to restore my garden back to it's former glory.

You know those chat rooms are full of middle-aged and sexually frustrated men who pose as girls?

Mod Note: Not that there's anything wrong with that, just saying.

She didn't hate patriarchy, wasn't an SJW, didn't rant about any stupid and pointless imaginary problems/enemies, ergo she was no fa- never mind. Don't worry about me, bud! I am in good hands!

Just found out that enemy of Russia, David Rockefeller, is dead.
He had a long life though, thanks to those 7 (seven) heart transplantations (6th - at age of 99, 7th - at age of 101).

What made me happy?
I was able to doge around that guy who didn't stop for the red light. That and it was 75F today and it felt great.

Sorry about that.

Getting the 1995 unaltered Star Wars trilogy release on VHS in that cool box with Vader's head on it, and getting an HDCD capable player to enjoy this fascinating dead and obscure audio format.

No shit!?

Where did you find that?

Goodwill, browsing through their used VHS section.