^ Tosses Lego a coupon for a free anger management class so they can stop throwing fingers at people

I throw the coupon to Hooyaah, since he was the one throwing actual fingers.

throws a band-aid for the lost fingers.

^* throws a creature created from the amalgamated DNA of the fingers*

Since all fingers were from the same hand, the resulting clone is just Doofy; but the clone doesn't know about the con his father was running. I throw a sledgehammer into his face because the last thing we need is another con-man running around.

^ *throws a red ribbon around this thread , ties it neatly, after wrapping it in elaborately-decorated green paper with silver vignettes, and seals it*

Do not open until Christmas Eve!

^ throws a time machine to fast forward time to so it's X-Mas Eve

*throws a suggestion*

It's Christmas eve from the moment of your post above, until December 25th, 2023.

^ throws Bill Murray and a Groundhog at you (Hooyaah).

^ *throws a box of peppermint candy canes*

Throws a knife to open the next box. People like it a lot more if candy get thrown at them instead of boxes.

^ Throws first aid kit. People don't like knives thrown at them either.

Throws a shield. Might be useful as there are so many things being thrown.

^ *throws Level III-A Riot Gear for all in attendance*

(Hopefully, the raucous revelers may open the remaining Yule-eve gifts in relative safety now.)

Throws wine. People need to relax. But it's just the wine, so get your glass quickly to pick it in the air.