^ Throws a "Thrill Quality Detector". Cheap things are always suspect.

^ Throws JC Denton

Throws a pair of boxers, namely Muhammad Ali and Mike Tyson.

^ throws a SSD the size that might barely contain GTA6, given the rumors.

^ *throws a 1TB external drive*

that should do the trick...

Throws a 28k modem to actually download the game.

^ Throws a 1-mile-diameter pizza. Comes with a promotion: Eat all of it in a single day and you'll earn an exclusive 1 Exa-Bits-Per-Second modem! Disclaimers: A) Eating so much pizza may cause, hmm, inconveniences; B) The 1 EBPS modem contains alien tech no one understands... use at your own risk.

throws a pizza folder to bring that 0.1nm thick pizza into a more convenient format.

^ Throws a Sharp Mind Award for solving the pizza issue.

^ *throws a very attractive brain with a 174 and up potential IQ so that you'll have acute mind too*

I throw the brain to Fred Jones because
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/762/616/d60.gif

^throws question
But what if we need to grab updates and it requires 1TB extra open to update?

^ *just throwing this out there*

You can play Checkers, Chess, Monopoly, The Game of Life, or any 'bored' game instead.

throws in a solo version of Pachisi

^ *throws a new deck of playing cards and instructions for Solitaire*