^throws some old eggs and other organic waste to fill it up before realizing it's a stock model without Mr. Fusion installed.

^ *throws Mr. Fusion*

Now genius, install it!

I drive the DeLorean into the past and throw a wooden stake into the vampire who was about to turn the little girl.

^ Throws a vampire extermination kit for next time.

^ Throws The Cab Driver from Vampire: Bloodlines

As a nosferotu, I throw myself into the front passenger seat of the taxi and scare the driver half to death. Hooray, free car!

That probably wouldn't happen...
For those who didn't catch it (i.e. the hints) - Legendary vampire CAINE is the cab driver in Bloodlines, the OG 1st Vampire.

So, I doubt he'd be scared of ANY other vampire

Given that...

So...

^ throws laughter at LegoDnD

^ *throws a "You Nailed It!" award"*

^ throws a long-winded Award Speech

^ *throws a long commercial break*

^ throws Kratos at Hooyaah

^ *throws a fragile bottle containing oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen, methane, carbon dioxide, methyl mercaptan, and hydrogen sulfide*

AKA: (flatus)

^ throws Atreus

throws the Atrium.

^ throws Hades