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ShadowPatriarch: Other than Occam's razor, its good to also consider what some chap somewhere was once said: "when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
That chap used abduction as a logical process. An oaf.
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zeogold: I believe that was Sherlock Holmes.
Yes, that oaf. Also, sorry for breaking the silence. I didn't get to your post until it was too late.
Post edited March 01, 2016 by sunshinecorp
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sunshinecorp: *talking*
Back to your seat! The judge has called for silence! The prosecution will be arriving shortly, and I don't think you want to experience her....*ahem*....methods of quieting people.
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sunshinecorp: Also, sorry for breaking the silence. I didn't get to your post until it was too late.
No worries. She's taking her time with it anyways.
...actually, she might be sleeping.
.......
*runs out into prosecution lobby*
Post edited March 01, 2016 by zeogold
Oh, balls I'm on again !
Leave me those bagels you bastards, I know how you are !

Alright, alright, that's enough already and I saw that you bastard !
Trying to usurp my job !
Worm you honor, I ask you to call the court to order !
Otherwise I wil have everbody in the courtroom including the audience SHOT, starting with my estwhile usurper !

...thank you. Now !

The prosecution call officer Zeronymus Zebedeus Silver to the stand !

..Correction !
Due to budget cutting, the prosecutions office has seen fit to reuse paper and print on BOTH sides.
Officer Silver belongs to a different case.

The prosecution calls forth. officer A Zhdar !

Come forward Mr Zhdar and make it snappy !!
We dont' have all day


Mr Corp ...I will see you in my office later today.
Post edited March 01, 2016 by snowkatt
Hello. As a man of law, I will assist in any way I can.
Now then officer Zdar dont' let the loonies in the courtroom get to you or intimidate you.
Tell me, Worm his honor and the attendents in the courtroom what you found in the bedroom !!

...And please no silly jokes or innuendos, we are all adults here. Murder is a serious charge.

Now then officer ! have you found any prints in the bed room ?
quickly now !!
Hmmm... No liftable prints... other than Ms. Dangerfield's, were obtained from the bedroom.
SWEINEREI !!!!

....Very well officer Zhad.
Did anything else in the bed room caught your attention, other then the dead body propped up in a LEWD pose on the bed?!
take your time.

Awnser quickly plox !
Well, We discovered a white button on the rug between the body and the wall. This proved to be from Archie Manford's shirt. In addition, we found a photograph, a torn photograph. It was hidden behind a framed picture of Ms. Dangerfield on the bureau. It showed Ms. Dangerfield, presumably posed beside another person who had been torn out of the picture. We tried to trace it but haven't had any luck...
*observes the photograph*
Hm. It appears to show Darleen standing in the snow with a man's arm around her shoulder. In the background is a lighted Christmas tree.

That will be all, officer. You're free to go now. Thank you for your time.

Time for us to go home. It's been a busy day, and the prosecution stole my bagel.
a creamcgheese bagel ?!
of all the bagels to take i took this one !!

...fuck my life
Wow, that night was even quicker than the last.
The judge bangs his gavel!

DAY 3 BEGINS NOW!
ALL RISE!
COURT IS NOW IN SESSION!
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snowkatt: Mr Corp ...I will see you in my office later today.
Alright! Yeah! Hot date with the dominatrix prosecutor! *combs mohawk* *makes devil horns with fingers* *air-plays an imaginary bass*

...and she immediately regretted her words...
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snowkatt: Mr Corp ...I will see you in my office later today.
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sunshinecorp: Alright! Yeah! Hot date with the dominatrix prosecutor! *combs mohawk* *makes devil horns with fingers* *air-plays an imaginary bass*

...and she immediately regretted her words...
Lewd mr corp lewd.
Keep this up and 30 days SOLITARY CONFINEMENT WILL BE THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES !
NOW ALL RISE FOR WORM HIS HONOR !


...where is my fucking bagel ?
*hands the prosecution a bagel*

Now where's that soup stand? I can't think on an empty stomach.
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Yezemin: *hands the prosecution a bagel*

Now where's that soup stand? I can't think on an empty stomach.
I flipped it and I'll do it again if it shows up.