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omega64: Peach smuggling.
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cecil: Or it could have you in it Octo avatar in it at least your a sea creature and not a flipping fruit...
You haven't seen what's below the neck.
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cecil: Or it could have you in it Octo avatar in it at least your a sea creature and not a flipping fruit...
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zeogold: You haven't seen what's below the neck.
You never will.
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omega64: Peach smuggling.
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cecil: Or it could have you in it Octo avatar in it at least your a sea creature and not a flipping fruit...
Nope, definitely peaches.
Post edited March 01, 2016 by omega64
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zeogold: You haven't seen what's below the neck.
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omega64: You never will.
Thank goodness. I was worried.
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Krypsyn: Maybe there are peaches in the box?

(sorry, sorry, I couldn't resist)
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zeogold: What kind of peaches raise a stink like that?
...actually, wait, I don't want to know.
Well, The Teaches of Peaches is certainly filthy enough to stink. Go on, google it.
I just can't resist a mysterious smelly wooden box, I'm casting my vote on it without any hesitation!
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Krypsyn: Maybe there are peaches in the box?

(sorry, sorry, I couldn't resist)
Did you forget to log off and someone used your account to post a proper sentence for a change?

(And I'm using "proper" very loosely here)

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zeogold: NEW EVIDENCE HAS BEEN SUBMITTED INTO COURT!
Courtroom Evidence, Cecil's Box
Objection! We were not given prior notice of this evidence. Had we known other evidence existed that might have affected our verdict, we might not have voted as we did.

This should not be admissible. Vote: burn the box!
Post edited March 01, 2016 by ZFR
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zeogold: NEW EVIDENCE HAS BEEN SUBMITTED INTO COURT!
Courtroom Evidence, Cecil's Box
Mr. Cecil Vensetti has presented us with a mysterious wooden box. It smells quite strangely, and he claims that there is a vital clue in it. The judge, not to be deprived of his entertainment, refuses to let it be opened unless the jurors vote for it (and it's really not unreasonable, considering that opening it runs the risk of that smell getting loose). And what the judge says, goes.
The judge bangs his gavel!
I smell a conspiracy...
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zeogold: NEW EVIDENCE HAS BEEN SUBMITTED INTO COURT!
Courtroom Evidence, Cecil's Box
Mr. Cecil Vensetti has presented us with a mysterious wooden box. It smells quite strangely, and he claims that there is a vital clue in it. The judge, not to be deprived of his entertainment, refuses to let it be opened unless the jurors vote for it (and it's really not unreasonable, considering that opening it runs the risk of that smell getting loose). And what the judge says, goes.
The judge bangs his gavel!
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Yezemin: I smell a conspiracy...
No, I think that's just the box.
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ZFR: This should not be admissible. Vote: burn the box!
Oh, please, no. That might only increase the smell, and it's bad enough as it is already.
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Krypsyn: Maybe there are peaches in the box?

(sorry, sorry, I couldn't resist)
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ZFR: Did you forget to log off and someone used your account to post a proper sentence for a change?
Hey, now. "Heh." is a proper sentence. It has a subject (the link), a verb (the chuckling), and presents a complete thought (conveying smugness).
Post edited March 01, 2016 by zeogold
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vv221: I just can't resist a mysterious smelly wooden box, I'm casting my vote on it without any hesitation!
I second this. Open the wooden box!
Yeah. Unboxing video NOW. That was a VOTE.
Update: OPs edited with new evidence, evidence available, Puzzlemaster's thoughts, and a description of Officer Zhdar.
Vote: Prosecution Witness, Darleen's Coworker

I refuse to accept the box.
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ZFR: Vote: Prosecution Witness, Darleen's Coworker

I refuse to accept the box.
Maybe Darleen's coworker is inside the box, man.
*puffs a fat blunt*
That would, like, blow our minds. Man.
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zeogold: NEW EVIDENCE HAS BEEN SUBMITTED INTO COURT!
Courtroom Evidence, Cecil's Box
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ZFR: Objection! We were not given prior notice of this evidence. Had we known other evidence existed that might have affected our verdict, we might not have voted as we did.

This should not be admissible. Vote: burn the box!
Hey now, that's cheating :P


Vote: Burn the Puzzlemaster
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ZFR: Objection! We were not given prior notice of this evidence. Had we known other evidence existed that might have affected our verdict, we might not have voted as we did.

This should not be admissible. Vote: burn the box!
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Habanerose: Hey now, that's cheating :P

Vote: Burn the Puzzlemaster
Well, I happen to have this here military grade flamethrower with me. I passed it as a cigarette lighter. Security is surprisingly lax around here.