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I am once again of the opinion that the heh/you-tube link has long since passed cute and personable and entered the territory of the annoying and pointless.

But in this particular context, perhaps that is the point.
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yogsloth: I am once again of the opinion that the heh/you-tube link has long since passed cute and personable and entered the territory of the annoying and pointless.

But in this particular context, perhaps that is the point.
Lol.

I mean, errr...heh.
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yogsloth: I am once again of the opinion that the heh/you-tube link has long since passed cute and personable and entered the territory of the annoying and pointless.
Heh.

(Marylin Manson - Eat Me, Drink Me)

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yogsloth: But in this particular context, perhaps that is the point.
Yep.
Look. The most logical explanation for the bathroom, as I see it, is that Darleen was running herself a bath just before she died. Whoever killed her just didn't notice or didn't bother to turn the water off. Occam's razor, dudes.
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yogsloth: But in this particular context, perhaps that is the point.
NOW you're understanding how court works.
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yogsloth: But in this particular context, perhaps that is the point.
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zeogold: NOW you're understanding how court works.
So I believe the vote count is 6-4-1 with only one abstainer. Any chance we can proceed with the evidence? ;)
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zeogold: NOW you're understanding how court works.
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bler144: So I believe the vote count is 6-4-1 with only one abstainer. Any chance we can proceed with the evidence? ;)
I'm considering it. Our resident elf hasn't showed up anywhere on the site for a couple of days. I'll give him one last PM poke, then we're just movin' on.
Oh for Pete's sakes.

Unvote, you know, whatever

Vote Bathroom Policeman

Which, by a funny coincidence, is what we call my cat. Let's just rule in/out prints and whatever there - co-worker probably isn't going to say anything we couldn't guess.

Puzzlemaster. Get on with it before I confess to the crime myself just to get some action!
Post edited March 01, 2016 by yogsloth
Alright, with a 6-3-2 vote, I'm pretty sure that no matter what DyNaer does, nothing's gonna change on the evidence. There's a clear majority for the bedroom. I was going to wait since there could've been a slight chance that the balance could shift to the coworker, but with this recent vote change, it makes the majority even more clear.
I'll talk with the judge so we can get the prosecution and the officer in here, and then silence will be called for as they speak.
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sunshinecorp: Interesting.
*chomps on a huge burger*
Go on.
Unfortunately thats all I have now. My other theories weren't too consistent, like the victim having a 2nd bf, Archie in this case,and Dean being the 2nd killer.

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bler144: I do have a vague theory on why the taps were turned on other than what the prosecution has proposed.
Tell us the theory.

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zeogold: *stares into inky blackness of cup*
No thanks, I'm good. Something in there just smiled at me. I'm not fond of drinks that can taste themselves.
Come now, you know what they say, what doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger. Take a sip.

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Habanerose: There is also the option that Archie was just acting shocked, at least well enough to fool Dean (as he was described as a rather clueless guy), and just wanted to make sure to leave some more fingerprints in the bedroom (which Dean would then confirm to have happen when he searched his button), as a way to justify the discovery of possible fingerprints on the crime scene...
Yeah. This attempt of his is in line with what is said of him as being a clumsy/clueless guy.

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ashwald: Pah! Hearsay is fun you overserious spoilsports!
:) Agreed. I vote to have ashwald get a private session/interview with the coworker so that all the details the witness has to offer can be fleshed out properly to ashwald's satisfaction.


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sunshinecorp: Look. The most logical explanation for the bathroom, as I see it, is that Darleen was running herself a bath just before she died. Whoever killed her just didn't notice or didn't bother to turn the water off. Occam's razor, dudes.
That is a possible reason. But couldn't the taps have been opened by her killer who went to wash away some blood that got on their clothes inadvertently?
Other than Occam's razor, its good to also consider what some chap somewhere was once said: "when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

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yogsloth: Puzzlemaster. Get on with it before I confess to the crime myself just to get some action!
Puzzlemaster, do let this happen. Can we hear the confession now?
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ShadowPatriarch: Come now, you know what they say, what doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger.
Counter example: surgical removal of a kidney.
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ShadowPatriarch: Come now, you know what they say, what doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger.
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Bookwyrm627: Counter example: surgical removal of a kidney.
I'll see your nephrectomy and raise you a Candiru fish. Yowza!

(even if the whole "swims up your peehole" thing is probably mostly myth)
Post edited March 01, 2016 by bler144
Mostly.
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zeogold: *stares into inky blackness of cup*
No thanks, I'm good. Something in there just smiled at me. I'm not fond of drinks that can taste themselves.
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ShadowPatriarch: Come now, you know what they say, what doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger. Take a sip.
Except bears Bears will definitely kill you.
...as well as whatever the dazes is in that cup.
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sunshinecorp: Look. The most logical explanation for the bathroom, as I see it, is that Darleen was running herself a bath just before she died. Whoever killed her just didn't notice or didn't bother to turn the water off. Occam's razor, dudes.
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ShadowPatriarch: That is a possible reason. But couldn't the taps have been opened by her killer who went to wash away some blood that got on their clothes inadvertently?
Other than Occam's razor, its good to also consider what some chap somewhere was once said: "when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
I believe that was Sherlock Holmes.
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yogsloth: Puzzlemaster. Get on with it before I confess to the crime myself just to get some action!
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ShadowPatriarch: Puzzlemaster, do let this happen. Can we hear the confession now?
The prosecution is on its way. The judge will ask for silence soon.
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Bookwyrm627: Counter example: surgical removal of a kidney.
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bler144: I'll see your nephrectomy and raise you a Candiru fish. Yowza!

(even if the whole "swims up your peehole" thing is probably mostly myth)
......
*hurries up with the evidence*
Post edited March 01, 2016 by zeogold
The votes are in! Let's review what happened today.
After everybody re-entered the courtroom, breakfast was on. The prosecution immediately went for the bagels while the defense and the Munich hunter went for the Habanerose. The hard rocker, deprived of his precious jamon iberico, lunged at anybody within 20 feet. After a brief battle between him and the Puzzlemaster, the bailiff used his moves he learned from his history as a pro wrestler to drag the juror back to his seat, pacifying him with a burger. The judge ruled that the next time he had such an outburst, all members of the court were to direct the aggressor towards Mr. Taunto instead.
Meanwhile, the quick-witted pepper gave his final verdict. Not to be outdone, the avaricious Irishman followed soon after. Things quickly heated up from there, with a shadow falling upon the juror's bench as whispers traveled among them. Mr. Djestere played a mysterious tune while Yezemin lurked, and everybody just felt creeped out in general.
DyNaer mysteriously disappeared in the midst of the darkness, leading the Puzzlemaster to feel vindicated in not taking a sip of whatever resided in the bone cup.
There was a clear majority for the evidence in the bedroom, and thus, it will be presented.
The judge calls for silence! A hush falls on the courtroom!
Post edited March 01, 2016 by zeogold