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Title says all, you write up your own poem about a video/PC game. For example, here's a quick (and rather meager) one about Thief GOLD:

I prefer to steal
For every meal
And to pay the rent.

I've stolen a lot
Without getting caught
Everywhere I went.

In the shadows I've been
So I can't be seen
By the guards patrolling at night.

If he comes my way,
He might notice me and say,
"Hey taffer! Come out and fight!"
Of course the poem doesn't have to follow that exact format, make it any way you want, even a haiku if you like. ;) If you wish, you could also make it a parody of another poem, or maybe a song parody.

And.... GO!
Post edited August 19, 2014 by BillyMaysFan59
There once was a Witcher from Rivia,
A true master of botanic trivia,
But the ladies he swore,
Only loved his great sword,
Which he was only too happy to give ya.
Post edited August 14, 2014 by IAmSinistar
Whenever trouble raised it's head
I've been called to this beautiful world.
I've been fighting monsters and baking bread
Into abyss and void I've been hurled.

For centuries I've been defending this place
From sorcerors, constructs and tyrants to boot
And from the entire gargoyle race
To be honest, I also collected much loot.

I am the Avatar, virtous and bold
I'm the hero, that evil forces fear
But I could not have done the heroics old
without my companions, loyal and dear.

To Iolo, Shamino, Dupre and them all
This song of memory I dedicate
For them I will answer every call
With them for my next adventure I wait.
Bubblegum.
Out of it-
asses get kicked
Post edited August 15, 2014 by Soccorro
Hey I dig the new AV
it is way more Mays-y
I am not in
grats to who wins
this rhyme was quite lazy
CARMAGEDDON:

Max Damage is driving to kill,
Running over pedestrians just for the thrill.
Every other car will soon be no more,
Because just doing the regular race is a real bore.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
'Postal 3' sucks
and so do you. :D
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evilnancyreagan: Hey I dig the new AV
it is way more Mays-y
I am not in
grats to who wins
this rhyme was quite lazy
Not a contest as far as I know, just fun! I love this kind of thing :D

There once was a morose little clown
Who at first really seemed down

Still, I kept playing
and ended up saying

Daedalic, to you I do bow!
Post edited August 14, 2014 by genkicolleen
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genkicolleen:
Everything is a competition to me. Wanna fight about it?!

;p
I jump
Head bumps
I run
Get gunned
I walk
Door locked
I fight
Get wiped
I try
I try
I try
I die
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misteryo: I jump
Head bumps
I run
Get gunned
I walk
Door locked
I fight
Get wiped
I try
I try
I try
I die
That could be one of any number of games! Which one did you have in mind?
I know the last line resists being made to scan, but I still wanted to use it:

This time I'll avoid YASD!
Like TDT will I TOE.
As prepared as I am,
I'm invinci--oh, damn!
GWTWOD.

[url=http://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Category:Acronyms]http://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Category:Acronyms[/url]
Freespace

My craft hurtles through space
Crushing the Shivans with their tech
It is only when I come face to face
With the Lucifer, do I think "Oh what the heck"

(I know the last bit is clumsy but oh well)
Grim and hardy-handed are our clansmen
Fierce-eyed and proud in beauty our womenfolk
Snowbound and hoarfrosted is our path
Dire and fell the foes that beset us
The sky has gone out
The sun has stopped
Dead as the gods
Time will tell

This is about Banner Saga. I may add more later, this thread is a great idea:).
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misteryo: I jump
Head bumps
I run
Get gunned
I walk
Door locked
I fight
Get wiped
I try
I try
I try
I die
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genkicolleen: That could be one of any number of games! Which one did you have in mind?
Oh, any platformer I've ever played, it seems! xp