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Impossible is nothing. If not fun!

<span class="bold">Impossible Creatures</span>, an outrageous RTS that lets you "mesh" around with animal DNA and build your own mutant army, DRM-free on GOG.com. Get it now with the 40% launch discount.




Noah put two of every animal in the Ark. This was cool at the time, but now along comes Rex Chance, a '30s war correspondent, curious to see what happens when you smush two animals into one. Why? Because DNA fusion is fun, and because he thinks there is great untapped potential in these strange pairings. Unfortunately, so does Upton Julius, the megalomaniac villain who stole the mysterious Sigma technology for himself, and is now threatening to conquer the world with his own army of mutant beasts.

Collect animal DNA, build your own unique units, and defeat Julius and his evil lieutenants in 15 different maps stretching across jungles, deserts and snow-ridden landscapes that make up the mysterious Isla Variatas. Create your own menacing winged scorpion, adorable kangaroo-shark, angry horned bear or any other Impossible Creature you desire - the possible combinations are only limited by your own imagination (or gross-out threshold). Then, go online and test your DNA-fusing skills against other wannabe-mad scientists in three different multiplayer modes.




Play God in this 3D hybrid of strategy and creativity, as your <span class="bold">Impossible Creatures</span> march forward, DRM-free on GOG.com. Get them now with a launch discount that will last until next Thursday, December 3rd, 1:59 PM GMT.
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HereForTheBeer: Elephino...

Can't believe the joke went unanswered for that long. ; )
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mechmouse: What do you get if your cross a Dolphin with an Octopus?

An immediate cessation of Research Funds and a visit from the Ethics committee.
Simple silly joke but it made me laugh my ass off. XD

Well done! :D
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mechmouse: What do you get if your cross a Dolphin with an Octopus?

An immediate cessation of Research Funds and a visit from the Ethics committee.
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tinyE: Simple silly joke but it made me laugh my ass off. XD
What made you think it was a joke?
mechmouse got fired from the Biological Research Faculty for that, it’s not very nice to laugh at him…
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tinyE: Simple silly joke but it made me laugh my ass off. XD
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vv221: What made you think it was a joke?
mechmouse got fired from the Biological Research Faculty for that, it’s not very nice to laugh at him…
Really? Well shit, he can come work for me!
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tinyE: Really? Well shit, he can come work for me!
You don’t fear for your ass?
I only played through the tutorial and first couple of campaign missions. I'm really enjoying its campiness. Also my Porculions are awesome (Porcupine + Mountain Lions). Good range units that can also defend themselves decently when they have to fend of melee attacks. :)
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tinyE: Really? Well shit, he can come work for me!
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vv221: You don’t fear for your ass?
Zebra + Donkey

This is a real animal.
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tinyE: Zebra + Donkey

This is a real animal.
Oh nice! Now I want one…

Hmm, actually I’m not sure if it would like to live in an appartment.
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tinyE: Simple silly joke but it made me laugh my ass off. XD
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vv221: What made you think it was a joke?
mechmouse got fired from the Biological Research Faculty for that, it’s not very nice to laugh at him…
Its okay, we all laugh at it now.... well the survivors do anyhow.
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vv221: What made you think it was a joke?
mechmouse got fired from the Biological Research Faculty for that, it’s not very nice to laugh at him…
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mechmouse: Its okay, we all laugh at it now.... well the survivors do anyhow.
So "28 Days Later" was a true story?
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mechmouse: Its okay, we all laugh at it now.... well the survivors do anyhow.
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tinyE: So "28 Days Later" was a true story?
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Agggggggg
I've never heard about this game, but it looks crazy enough to consider it. :)

Nice release, Nordic and GOG, even with German language support!
(still waiting for that support on several other Nordic games I own on GOG, especially looking at my Spellforce collection, Silver and the Nations games :P)

Has anybody tried the GOG version under Linux/Wine?
The reports about the retail version on WineHQ are rather mixed, graphics problems, low FPS, high load times, .. But the reports are also quite old.

Edit: Ah, it's already work in progress. :)

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JudasIscariot: Well...the results are old but here you go...

I'll check on my WINE version, though :)
Judas to the rescue! Sorry, I've just started to read the thread from the beginning. :P
Post edited November 27, 2015 by eiii
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eiii: I've never heard about this game, but it looks crazy enough to consider it. :)

Nice release, Nordic and GOG, even with German language support!
(still waiting for that support on several other Nordic games I own on GOG, especially looking at my Spellforce collection, Silver and the Nations games :P)

Has anybody tried the GOG version under Linux/Wine?
The reports about the retail version on WineHQ are rather mixed, graphics problems, low FPS, high load times, .. But the reports are also quite old.
Hi,

I have :P

WINE 1.8-rc1

1. Run "winetricks directplay" to enable multiplayer in the game.
2. Install the game.
3. Run "wine ICConfig.exe" in case you'd like to tweak your settings for the game.
4. Run "wine IC.exe"
5. Enjoy :)
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JudasIscariot: 5. Enjoy :)
Nice. :) Thanks!

As always you are faster than me ...
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JudasIscariot: 5. Enjoy :)
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eiii: Nice. :) Thanks!

As always you are faster than me ...
Only because vv221 and I went through this yesterday :P
Anyone want to update the Tvtropes page to also note that IC is on GOG as well?